Thursday, February 4, 2010

I Have That Photo!!!!!


Would I lie to ye ....? See Tuesdays post. Well, I've just come staggering out of the ditch, doubled up and Crying with laughter! I got That shot! Birth of a flock of sparrows!

It's disgusting. It's for real. I'm gonna Show ye!!!

Now; Even I recognise that close up, full colour shots of some dirty old bastards explosive diarrhoea isn't to everyone's tastes. I've done this for a laugh ~ not to catch anyone off guard and have them barf all over their own key boards. That would be cruel. This is just Quality! I'm bringing you Value For Money here!

So, here's ye warning. I've taken the shit. Took the shot. Now it's on my desk top ~ the photo for fuck sake! I don't dump on my own computer screen!

I'll post it, on here, Friday evening. K? So now ye know to check in, or stay the hell out of here, on Friday to see a work o fart. Ditch's Water Colour. It'll make a big impression on ye!


Fuck sake; I can't stop laughing .....

See ye all Friday. I Know ye gonna be here. You know ye gonna be here! It's sickening. It's unnatural. But, like the analogous train wreck; Ye Can't Help Yeself But Look!
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7 comments:

  1. tallyhoFebruary 4, 2010 at 8:16 PM

    Still as mad as ever ha ha

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  2. sounderFebruary 4, 2010 at 9:19 PM

    ffs ditch your gas , i be back friday lol

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  3. Ginga JohnFebruary 4, 2010 at 9:19 PM

    well ditch it may even beat "do you shit when you cum" lets wwait and see

    All the best GJ

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  4. Strong StuffFebruary 4, 2010 at 9:25 PM

    Mentalist!!!!

    Hope you're well, apart from the loose bowels.

    Strong Stuff

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  5. leegreenFebruary 4, 2010 at 9:43 PM

    Well I can't see any photo.
    I'm glad your still about, safe.

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  6. sarah moffotFebruary 6, 2010 at 1:34 AM

    If you still want to slip me one you flithy olde dog come over the pond to Abington and we can talk dogs and you can give me a good doing on that sheep skin rug. Been a while since i had a man so i am keen x

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  7. Ditch ShitterFebruary 7, 2010 at 5:05 PM

    Thanks for the words, people. Always nice to see old friends again.

    For the record; I'm good as gold in health and humour.

    Sarah; Extremely decent of ye to offer. Unfortunately, I'm only really able to do call outs within about a twenty mile radius. If someone has a pest problem though, I might stretch that a bit further! :D

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