Broke My Phone .....

 While I was installing that gate. Had it in my back pocket and sat on some rocky ground as I fitted the bottom runner. Pointy rock went straight into the screen.

 Worst part of it was, I could take a call on it. Speak to the person calling. Couldn't see who they were, of course. Screen was just a star burst.

 Then, to make matters worse? It seems I'd cunningly put my entire contacts list to the phone. Figuring I'd fuck up a SIM card quicker. So, now I can't transfer them to the new, pretty much identical phone I bought.

 Fucking nuisance. Had to trawl all over Google. Digging out the Doctors number. Vet's. Taxi's.

 Had to email my mates. Tell them I've fucked my phone and could they please email me their own numbers again.

 One got back to me. The other hasn't. Talk about Billy fucking No Mates! FFS.