The Blog From The Bog; Disjointed rants and ravings of a fluently foul mouthed, ex pat living in Co. Leitrim, here giving full rein to his own quirkiness. The character of " Ditch Shitter " having been forged, over years, on 'The Hunting Life' forum proved so strangely popular with enough people there, before I left, that their now constant drip of " Long time, no see; What ye up to? " notes has led me to answer them all, here.
Wednesday, November 5, 2014
Ever Blow Ye Nose .....
Only for half the inside of ye head to come out?!
I just did that. It was disgusting.
Sitting here. Sniffed. Reached up for my trusty roll of kitchen towel. I fold it a couple of times so I have a four ply. Four and a half inch square. I blow. Havoc ensues.
The entire square is saturated and laden. I'm damn near forced to catch the overflow in my hands! WTF is going on here?! Where does this stuff come from? And what's it all doing, being inside my head?
I think this could make an interesting experiment. Please do try this at home: Don't use a tissue. Use a cup. Any sort of receptacle. I wonder how much of this shit we could produce in a day?
I wonder what would happen, if ye stuck a syringe up ye nose and sucked? Would ye feel it being drawn out of that space between ye nose and ye throat? *Shudders!*
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