Ever Thought Ye've Had A Bad Day ....?

 Un fucking believable! Especially in light of the last thing I posted on here .....

 I've had Chain Dog, my Rottie bitch, out for her constitutional. She's sniffed around, whilst leading me around. Sniffing half an acre till she's finally found that precise spot in the entire universe where it's cosmically decreed that, this day, she shall  dump her guts.

 She assumes the position. I let the lead go slack. Her 'Bum Stump' quivers .....

 And, I'm standing there, kind of idly gazing at her ring piece. Not really seeing it. Just zoning out there as I take a minute to mull over some thought. I need to mark where she lays her mines. I need to pick them up, after all.

 But, then I hear a croaked; " Ah; That's just fucking grand! "  And a Dog Log pops off the ground and sort of jumps off  to flop down in the grass some inches away!

 I'm like; Get To Fucking Fuck!!!!! Self propelling Dog shit?! Fuck Right Off!!!

 Then, the frog hopped again. This time leaving his steaming burden behind. Though, I suspect he had a hell of a fuckin' skid mark down his back!

 You or me, struck by lightening. Or a frog, shit on by a Rottweiler? I know which one I reckon I'm more likely to live to see again!