The Irish View Of Co. Leitrim .....

   Fucking cracks me up, it does! I used to know an Irish bloke, on a forum, back then. One day, I told him I was coming over. " Ah, grand! " He said. " Where ye headed? "

   I told him Co. Leitrim. " Leitrim?! " He cried. " That place is fucking Medieval!!! "

  Thinking about it, there's really no where in england to compare with it. I mean, Dorset might meet with the classic " Ooh, arrrr! ". But, that's about it.

  Here though, Leitrim is the butt of about every Red Neck / Hill Billy sort of joke going! It's fantastically hilarious! Most especially because I doubt even a fraction of the fuckers perpetuating it have so much as driven through here!

  The best source for this sort of thing, I find, is the biggest Irish 'forum' out there. The megatropolis which is Boards.ie. Most especially the home of Hipsters; " After Hours ", on there.

  It all started, for me, when someone mentioned a leaflet, aimed at visiting students. A bucket list for Dublin. It said a not to be missed thing was some museums exhibition about " The Bog People "

  In next to no time, some cunt popped up saying; " Or, go to Leitrim and see the real thing! "  I almost asphyxiated myself with laughing! Fucking brilliant!

  And lately, being a bit bored and out of places to visit, I'm checking in on After Hours again. Fuckers are still at it!

  Recent thread about 'Urban Myths People Still Swear Are True'; Someone mentioned the: 

  " My cousin was at this house party and everyone was out of it and there was this one chick who was extremely wasted and was letting lads get up on her like it was going out of fashion.

 She was bent over as the chaps did their thing but didn't her very own brother end up getting in line and doing the deed, only for them to notice mid-relations. "

  Yep. That old one. But, within a couple of replies?

 " It's probably not a big deal in Leitrim." 

 LMFAO!!!

  This evening, I finally checked out another thread that caught my eye;

  " Someone sent me a short story by John Connolly call A dream of winter. It is creepy and very atmospheric well worth a read at this time of year.

Got me thinking about eerie places in Ireland.

I will start with Marsh's Library specificity if you were there in the fading light of a dark winter afternoon and on you own.

I am not talking about Ireland most haunted but more places that are eerie and atmospheric. "


  Again, within a few answers, some cunt's said:


  "  Hellfire Club in Dublin at dusk.

Loftus Hall at any time.

Roche Castle in Louth at night.

Leitrim. "


  I'm in fucking tears here!!! I fucking Love this stuff!





  

 

Here; Have A Fucking Good Laugh .....

Ever Farted At A Bad Time?  So asked " The Body ", over on Boards.Ie.

 Probably the funniest fucking thread I've ever read! Definitely 'Not Safe For Work'. Because, I guarantee ye, ye'll be screaming with laughter!

 Now, while you enjoy a bit of that? I'm off to get some proper Blog written. I have my own shit backing up here. I just get too distracted with reading shit like this thread.

 Can ye blame me?

" FYP " ~ The Irish Take On Muslims .....

 Literally laughed till I cried when I read this one! I'd better just explain a couple of contextual bits first:

I came across this on a truly vast, Irish forum, Boards.IE where, on one Board at least, it's a 'thing' to quote an earlier poster. But, fuck with his post and insert something 'funny' in place of his own words.

 Ye do this by repeating his words but, ye draw a line through some of them. Follow with ye craic. And put, " FYP ". 'Fixed Your Post'.

  OK? I explained that because I've simply never come across it elsewhere before. Though, after a good few, I have found myself doing it in other places. God knows what people make of me!

  So; Some guy's basically asked how we view 'Muslims' these days. Are we suspicious that they might be Terrorist 'Sleepers'.

 I replied that the guys running the kebab shop in town are Muslims. And ye really couldn't wish to meet a nicer bunch of lads. Nothing sinister about any of them. 

  In much the same vein, 'Jugger0' wrote:


 "  I don't think I've ever talked to a Muslim, except the lads that work in kebab house. And nah they don't seem like the terrorist sort. They gave me a free burger once! "


 And, 'Black Francis' sorted it:

" Originally Posted by jugger0

I don't think I've ever talked to a Muslim, except the lads that work in kebab house. And nah they don't seem like the terrorist sort. They gave me a free burger   large bomb to detonate in a crowded public place once!

 FYP. "

Fucking brilliant! :D The simple pleasures of completely fucking with another mans post!