This one got posted a couple of months ago and I've never forgotten it. In fact, I still lay abed at night, laughing about it now!
"My dog has no bones..yet it slithers throughout...?
I find it hard to grace my eyes for what I see, yet yes. It is. A dog with no skeleton slithers throughout my house calling names with its last breath. Surely this is impossible but my eyes see it? "
I mean; Just how fucked up has someone got to be, to come up with That one. Eh ....? Fucking brilliant!