Yahoo Answers Brings The Goods Once More ....!

  I just read this and laughed till I cried! 

" Horse sniffing you in the private part?

Today a horse i didn't know came up to me and started sniffing my hand then after a while he started to sniff my private part and since i had a period before i was kind of worried when he tried to bite me at the heel and herd me toward the rest of the horses does anyone know what this means "

  And, the first answer is ..........

" ..... Wash. "

Cats, Again. And Yahoo Answers .....

 Ye couldn't fucking ask for more, could ye ....?

Someone's posted ~ with typically brilliant, Yahoo Answers grammar:

"  My husband opened the door on Thursday when our 8 month cat ran out. My heart is broken. I found him dead.? "

And, quick as ye like, some cunt's answered:

"  My condolences at the loss of your husband. "

LMFAO!!! Some fucking ruthless bastards on there alright!  

What The Fuck ....?!? Yahoo Answers, Again .....

 Question: 

Ellie

Poo down the sink/plughole..?

Ok this sounds a little weird but does poo (quite a small amount a quarter of a tennis ball) go down the sink easily? I'm worried about it staying there and starting to smell! I've put bleach down with it. Please help.

Answer:

 Anonymous

You shit down a sink or someone else? You or your friends are weird! Put some cleaning stuff down there you dirty bastard and hope for the best.

Me:

 

Probably The Best " Yahoo Answers " Question of All Time .....

 This one got posted a couple of months ago and I've never forgotten it. In fact, I still lay abed at night, laughing about it now!

"My dog has no bones..yet it slithers throughout...?

I find it hard to grace my eyes for what I see, yet yes. It is. A dog with no skeleton slithers throughout my house calling names with its last breath. Surely this is impossible but my eyes see it? "

   I mean; Just how fucked up has someone got to be, to come up with That one. Eh ....? Fucking brilliant!

 

More Madness from 'Yahoo Answers' .....

Just caught this one and one of the answers really cracked me up!

" How to remove vomit from the garden lawn?

Someone round mine got a bit sick on the garden last night. The vomit is quite a lot and it has dried up now but I'm not quite sure how to get rid of it in the safest and cleanest manner. Any ideas?

Thanks for any help! "



And some cunt's answered: " Borrow the neighbours Dog. "

I nearly pissed myself laughing!

Sharing A Laugh On 'Yahoo Answers' .....

I'm probably spending more time haunting that place than I should. But, what the hell. It occupies my mind. I'm sometimes able to give someone some genuinely helpful advice ~ that's always nice, of course.

Sometimes though? Ye simply get to talk complete shit and break down into tears of laughter with some other fuck head! That can be priceless!

Get a load of this;

Question Asked By Some Nutter:

" I had no need to flush the toilet. Where did my poo go? "


I answered:

" You clearly dropped such a greased log there that its own weight gave it the momentum to simply hit the pan and slide straight up over the S Bend.

Scientifically, this phenomena is known as " Turks Theorem " because of the overbearing empirical observation that a Donner Kebab can cause replication of the experience in a control group study like nothing else on earth.

Source(s):
Birthed a few water snakes myself, in my time. "


Result? " Best Answer ".

Asker's Rating:
5 out of 5

Asker's Comment:
LMAO


Great, isn't it? People having a laugh. No " Berlin Bob " type, self righteous little shits there, humming Gary Glitter songs in their heads.

Yahoo Answers is pretty much self moderating. Thus a little bit of chaos can get through. Making it fun. And do I like a bit of fun?!

Probably the main reason I'm still here. Because no prick can stop me saying what I'm thinking, here. Don't like what I say? Fuck off. Simple.

Want some more of my typical sort of stuff? Fine. Stand by. Because I think we've just about had summer in Leitrim. See how I'm drifting back here more often already?

And ideas of what I want to talk about are actually building up in my head. I certainly want to review some more Snus. And, as the 'year' sort of back slides since the summer solstice? There's more 'reviews' that I'm looking back on; Of life itself.

Yeppers. There's life in this old Dog yet ;-)

" Yahoo Answers " ~ 'Best Question' ?

" Do dogs grow more skin as they get bigger or does it just stretch from when they are puppies? "


That one just cracked me up! I immediately had this vision of very tall, stiffly moving Dogs. Gingerly walking about, lest their skins split. Hoping and praying they'd stopped growing now.

Then I thought of modern day Neapolitan Mastiffs, born as a great sea of skin, into which no Dog could ever grow to fit.

Clever troll, or just some chavvie with cotton wool between their ears? Dunno. Great question though, isn't it? :D