Sharing A Laugh On 'Yahoo Answers' .....

I'm probably spending more time haunting that place than I should. But, what the hell. It occupies my mind. I'm sometimes able to give someone some genuinely helpful advice ~ that's always nice, of course.

Sometimes though? Ye simply get to talk complete shit and break down into tears of laughter with some other fuck head! That can be priceless!

Get a load of this;

Question Asked By Some Nutter:

" I had no need to flush the toilet. Where did my poo go? "


I answered:

" You clearly dropped such a greased log there that its own weight gave it the momentum to simply hit the pan and slide straight up over the S Bend.

Scientifically, this phenomena is known as " Turks Theorem " because of the overbearing empirical observation that a Donner Kebab can cause replication of the experience in a control group study like nothing else on earth.

Source(s):
Birthed a few water snakes myself, in my time. "


Result? " Best Answer ".

Asker's Rating:
5 out of 5

Asker's Comment:
LMAO


Great, isn't it? People having a laugh. No " Berlin Bob " type, self righteous little shits there, humming Gary Glitter songs in their heads.

Yahoo Answers is pretty much self moderating. Thus a little bit of chaos can get through. Making it fun. And do I like a bit of fun?!

Probably the main reason I'm still here. Because no prick can stop me saying what I'm thinking, here. Don't like what I say? Fuck off. Simple.

Want some more of my typical sort of stuff? Fine. Stand by. Because I think we've just about had summer in Leitrim. See how I'm drifting back here more often already?

And ideas of what I want to talk about are actually building up in my head. I certainly want to review some more Snus. And, as the 'year' sort of back slides since the summer solstice? There's more 'reviews' that I'm looking back on; Of life itself.

Yeppers. There's life in this old Dog yet ;-)