Comments .....

Sorry, peeps. There's just nothing we Bloggers on 'GooHoo' can do just now. I'm getting Comments sent in. I'm trying to Approve and publish them. Their whole system's going so completely to fucking rat shit, god knows what'll come next.

And, for the record: I have absolutely no recourse. There's no Support / Help I can report this to. Google and Yahoo, are great at the smoke and mirrors shit. Ye'd probably have more luck getting a direct line of dialogue going with Dell, that rag head the yanks blame everything on, or god.

Bottom line? Comment away. I can read them. And I appreciate them. I want to publish them. Maybe, one day, they'll all appear here?

Maybe, one day, the over blown Personal Detail collecting Mammon which has now melded Google into Yahoo will choke on its own bile for us fucking minions; And the whole fucking system will just implode?


Errr; Yes. I'm getting sick and tired of it. Decades ago, I used to exchange letters with my friends. I still have such friends. Only, now I can't publish their fucking words here.

Maybe I'll buy some ink and postage stamps again. Just stay in touch with those who matter. Guys I've known half my life. Real Deals. Good Fellas.

Japan's Been In .....

Almost as good as Australia too, with his " Just Fucking Rifles ". Remember that?

And I back tracked on Japan too. Eager to know what brought them here. Only, I was a bit perplexed at first. Then, I read down the Google links a bit till I found the link to here. Then the laughter started!

I wonder if this was another example of some nutter at Google having a wry sense of humour? Just bear in mind how we, in the west, tend to mimic Japanese pronunciations ..... Japan found us via Here!

Here he is, on my map. Lower, far right hand corner? That's our friend in Okinawa!

My Inter Net's Broken

Don't know what's going on here, folks. But, half the net's simply gone down, for me. Don't know about you? I can get in here, look; Obviously. I'm also in a few fora ~ yet unable to access as many others. Most importantly - and frustratingly damaging! - is the fact that Yahoo is completely scuppered now. That's to say, I have No 'IMS'. Thus I'm not getting alerted to incoming e mails.

Best of all? Yahoo Mail itself is down the hole. So I can't manually look for e mail either. FFS. And this means that, should anyone, eg. leave a Comment on here? I just can't say when it'll appear. I have no control over this, I'm sorry.

Of course, the real stinger is that this would be the ideal place to reach out for my friends and ask ye if someone could let me know what they're getting, especially with Yahoo, right now. (Though this started last night). But, please think of what I'm saying here; There's no point. Please don't start e mailing me to tell me shit. I can't get to me e mails, remember?

Maybe, if anyone reading this has any news or views on the situation, ye could post that here, as a Comment? I tried Google (which does work. This Blog, of course, is part of the Google empire). But, the only discussion I could find appears to be taking place on " Yahoo Answers "! Of course, I can't get There either!

This all happened earlier in the month too. In fact, it's getting to be a bit regular ..... How's this for a bit of Conspiracy Theory: I reckon Google are hiring world class Hackers, to fuck with Yahoo till they break. I mean; All I can do now is sit here, searching Google for other sites I can't access. And pondering if I really ever could move my, years old, Yahoo addy to a Google 'GMail' one.

Fuckers ~ who ever it is.

How Australians Think

This is just fucking hillarious! I've just had to go for a piss, before I kept laughing so much I sat here and pissed myself just Thinking about this!

I've been mouching around inside my Stat's Counter thing again. Looking for anything I might be able to understand and which could interest me. And, just now, I spotted a button that seemed like it might show me how people come to wash up in here. Thought I'd take a look at that one.

Ok, so the vast majority of visitors to this den of iniquity show No 'path'. I'm guessing that means ye have a Bookmark or Short Cut on ye pc's and just pop in for a look from there? Cool. Only, I happened to notice that One person had found this place via Google Australia. That roused my interest. I wondered what 'I' was doing, being mentioned on Oz Goog, and what the person had come here for.

So, I had a look, to see what else my little gadget could tell me. Then I saw. Read. Understood. That's when I started laughing! I wonder if this'll work for you? Here's what I hope will remain a link to the very Google page this poor sod had called up:

Google Australia

Does it work for you? Wether or not, what I found was that the poor bastard had actually entered in the search term: " Just Fucking Rifles " ! And That had led him to, top of the page on Google AUS. " I've Just Fucking Shit Myself ". My own post, on here, about that time I had a run in with the local Gards!

Now, I mean; It's funny enough, thinking how this poor cunt's found himself reading about a brit, in Eire, banging on about being 'caught' by the Gards. But, what I find even funnier is the state of mind that drove that poor bastard to punch in a search like " Just Fucking Rifles "!

Can't ye see it? Some bloke in Oz wants to know something about, well; Rifles. So he opens up Google and asks it for " Rifles ". God knows what he finds. References to " Rifle Birds " ? Shit about " The burgaler rifles through the drawers. " ? Who knows? But. I can just see our intrepid seeker of the info' sitting there, getting more and more irate about the off centre search results he's getting, till he finally loses it with Google and punches in that fateful search term: " Just Fucking Rifles ".

And comes up with Me! LMFAO!




Ye reckon he's computer shopping ....?

Fucking Classic!