Gun Fun ..... Men Only Need Read This!

Dean O' and I went somewhere today. We visited a bloke who has a .223 'AR15' semi automatic rifle. 30 round magazine. All but the last half of the barrel is cammo. And this fukka's fitted it with a £400 moderator. So, basically, we're talking about as close to a military spec 'Man Stopper' as a normal citizen's ever likely to get his hands on.

Not that there's actually any great likelihood of a normal citizen getting hold of one anyway. I mean, what the fuck could ye state ye wanted such a beast for? Starting ye own fuckin' Militia?! Anyway, no names. No pack drill. This guy has one. And he let us handle it today.

I've never heard a .223 fired before. I've fired an unmoderated .243 before. And That made me shit myself, because I was sure everyone else, for miles around, would thing WW3 had just kicked off! I've simply never Heard anything bang so fucking loud! But, this one had the best moderator money can buy. And I took my hearing aid out. My own .22 Hornet makes more row than I heard from this thing.

I reckon my own rifle recoils harder too. I mean; A fuckin' kiddie could fire this AR15. There was a recoil, I s'pose. But it was only a bit like being poked in the shoulder with a cushion.

And, firing a rifle on semi auto was quite the experience too! As fast as I could work the trigger. off she went. " Crack! ... Crack! Crack! Crack! Crack! Crack! Crack! " Can't ye just imagine the grin as I turned round after That?!

It seems there's also a way of firing this model in Full Auto too! " Bum Firing ", it's called. Now, I'm not big on the 'Toys for Boys' aspect of firearms. To me, all my guns are just tools.

I bought a lovely new pair of Stanley Side Cutters today too. Very nice. Feel great in the hand. I'll cut some old flex out with them tomorrow. But I hardly have a hard on about them. Much the same with my guns. They're tools to do my best work with.

Dean O's that much younger though. Things like this excite him. He had to try this 'Bum Firing' craic. So it was he held the rifle in the proscribed manner. Pointed it at the middle distant ground. And " CrackCrack! ". I seem to recall that, after a few words of guidance from our host, he then managed Three shots, all on automatic. That was cool.

But then, the true highlight of our little session. Our host took possession of the rifle. Held it so. And opened up! Fuck Me! That sound! But, more than that, seeing the turf ripping apart and flying off in all directions! And this wasn't a war film. This was Real Fire Power! Fuck sake; I barely caught Dean O's reaction, because I was heading off to the back of the queue!


Having said all that, of course? It was a bit of craic. A grand and half's worth of, undeniably very nice but, quite useless toy. I mean; Name me just One situation in which a Field Shooter is going to need, let alone be clear and safe, to loose off ten to thirty rounds of .223 in rapid succession. It's just silly.

Next time we pass that way though, all things being equal, we've been promised another new experience. This one I'm really quite looking forward to as well. Next time, I get to live fire a real hand gun. A .357 Magnum ! Now, This, even I'm looking forward to. Had it been a .44 Magnum ? I'd be drooling! I just Love the sound of a .44 Mag'. So blunt. Abrupt. Distinctive.

Who knows? One of these days ....? I mean; Who'd ever have thought I'd have got to fire an AR 15?

Canada and Netherlands; In The House!

I like my little Neo what's it gizmo, down on the lower left of the page there. I only wish I knew how to mess with the HTML, to say beneath it how it was installed after Thousands of visitors had been in here. And how it's thus missing some great locations. Like, we've had Iraq, Egypt, Algeria ..... all sorts of places, before I installed that.

Never mind. Whilst I've been locked out myself, look; Our first ever visitors from Netherlands and Canada have dropped by. Way cool!

My private mapping system also tells me we have a new Australian guest too. Someone right up on the central east coast side. Sticking around too. Maybe looking for 'Rifles' ? :D

" Ish Bederv! " Sweden's Been Through!

Completely un fucking real, this is! I go for a look at my own little map and see there's someone else looked in here. Turns out it's bloody Sweden! Just what the fuck are you guys feeding Google, to come up with this place?!

Ok. Like, maybe I could do a back tracker on these peoples routes ~ like I did with that Australian one that time. But, let's face it; Anything I discover is going to be an anti climax after the Google search: " Just Fucking Rifles " !

Oh, and should anyone not get the title of this one? Just think; " The Muppet Show ". As I do, every time I have cause to go down to see our local Gard ....! They've even given the fukka his own little frosted window hatch now. That hatch pops open and there he is. Fucking show time!

Actually; I think the frosted windows are so ye can't see his waste paper bin. Over flowing with fucking shotgun license application forms!!! But, that's another story. Can ye just feel That one brewing? It'll come .....

How Australians Think

This is just fucking hillarious! I've just had to go for a piss, before I kept laughing so much I sat here and pissed myself just Thinking about this!

I've been mouching around inside my Stat's Counter thing again. Looking for anything I might be able to understand and which could interest me. And, just now, I spotted a button that seemed like it might show me how people come to wash up in here. Thought I'd take a look at that one.

Ok, so the vast majority of visitors to this den of iniquity show No 'path'. I'm guessing that means ye have a Bookmark or Short Cut on ye pc's and just pop in for a look from there? Cool. Only, I happened to notice that One person had found this place via Google Australia. That roused my interest. I wondered what 'I' was doing, being mentioned on Oz Goog, and what the person had come here for.

So, I had a look, to see what else my little gadget could tell me. Then I saw. Read. Understood. That's when I started laughing! I wonder if this'll work for you? Here's what I hope will remain a link to the very Google page this poor sod had called up:

Google Australia

Does it work for you? Wether or not, what I found was that the poor bastard had actually entered in the search term: " Just Fucking Rifles " ! And That had led him to, top of the page on Google AUS. " I've Just Fucking Shit Myself ". My own post, on here, about that time I had a run in with the local Gards!

Now, I mean; It's funny enough, thinking how this poor cunt's found himself reading about a brit, in Eire, banging on about being 'caught' by the Gards. But, what I find even funnier is the state of mind that drove that poor bastard to punch in a search like " Just Fucking Rifles "!

Can't ye see it? Some bloke in Oz wants to know something about, well; Rifles. So he opens up Google and asks it for " Rifles ". God knows what he finds. References to " Rifle Birds " ? Shit about " The burgaler rifles through the drawers. " ? Who knows? But. I can just see our intrepid seeker of the info' sitting there, getting more and more irate about the off centre search results he's getting, till he finally loses it with Google and punches in that fateful search term: " Just Fucking Rifles ".

And comes up with Me! LMFAO!




Ye reckon he's computer shopping ....?

Fucking Classic!