Witchcraft!

  This is Totally fucked up, right? This has done my fucking head in! I wasn't brought up to this shit.

  So, I have a friend, in New Zealand. Okay? Her handle's " Kinks ". Well, 'Kinky', actually. She tried to join a forum as " Keekie Dee " and auto correct fucked her.

  Anyway, I got banned from the chat room we met in. (Yeah, imagine that; Me getting banned from anywhere the public fucking gather!)

  But, we'd already exchanged email addys, so were able to get in touch. Hold that thought .....

  Now then; My phone is on Vodafone. Long since become the most disgusting fucking network in the entire world.

 'Customer Service' now amounts to me taking a forty quid taxi trip into the next county over. Longfordistan. And, only during shop hours, of course.

  But, I digress. My price plan allows me to make all the calls I like, within the Republic. But, I can't call shit forty miles up the road, over the border.

  Well, yesterday is a blur. Frankly. I got up at some stupid hour. Dawn, or something. Spent the whole day, seemingly, ripping Micky's fucking 7 out of this machine.

  So, yes; 'Fuck you and goodbye, Microsoft!'. I am now coming at ye from Linux! " KDE5 ", to be precise. And it's fucking brilliant! 7 was. But, they're shutting that one down and FUCK 10!!!

  Anyway, so, that thought? Kinks and I being in touch? Couldn't sit and type at eachother, in a chat room. Fuck trying to exchange emails! We liked to Talk. Not send fucking letters!

  And, that's how I somehow came up with " Telegram ". A Russian based IMS type thing. I guess it might be a bit like that Skype? Wouldn't know. Never touched Skype.

  So; We both have mike's. We both got Telegram downloaded. We've spent the past year yakkering our fucking heads off, most nights. Absolutely free!

  Only, Linux has a teething dispute with Telegram and I couldn't get Sound on it! Watching video's in grim silence. And Kinks was due!

  Honestly don't even remember exactly what I did. But, I somehow managed to download Telegram onto my phone.

  Now, this is fucked up! Kinks hit me, on here. The little box popped up and made its noise. I clicked it. Heard nothing, obviously.

  So I typed something like; " Hang on, Kinks. On Linux and no sound from this. " Then ..... I don't even remember what I did! 

  I'd had a ridiculously long and stressful day. I was absolutely exhausted, and yes; Just a Teensy bit pissed as a fucking hand cart!

  But, I distinctly remember doing Something, and hearing Kinks blaring out of my Phone!!! And she's in fucking New Zealand!!! Like; WTF?!?

  So, I stuck my headphones in and we chatted merrily away for a couple of fucking hours! On my Phone! For absolutely fuck all!!!

  What fucking Witchcraft is this?! I can't ring my brother, in england. " You do not have enough credit to make this call. " 

  Yet, using the Telegram App. ~ completely free! ~ I can talk to the other side of the fucking world, all night long, and it doesn't cost me a cent!!! 

  How fucked up is That?!?

New Zealand's Here!

Falling out of my chair here, and about to give up the fight. Just finishing up and took a look at my visitors map. I must admit; I never really looked (by shifting the world a bit) down that way. I was too busy trying to remember if I'd noted the India / Iran flags.

Came in here, just to see what my little 'Hits By Country' box was up to ~ now that the free trial of the Premium version's run out and I'm on the freebie. (Frankly, I prefer this one. Less bloody distracting!) And there it is; We've had a New Zealander looking in!

Well; Hullo, 'Kiwi'!


And, as long as I'm here: What the fuck Is it with you lot? Mondays viewing figures always go through the bloody roof here! I'm noticing this. Is it that ye all work in fucking offices and come into work of a Monday, feeling like shit. Fire up ye works machines and thinking; " I wonder what Ditch has been up to? Maybe he can drag me out of this pit of abject fucking misery I'm in. "

Christ knows. Anyway, I'm afraid I can't promise ye to try and lay on the best stuff for Mondays. I just drop by here when I have something to talk about. Right now? Too shattered to talk about Anything. Been too busy living my life, and thus generating the shit I Will talk about, once it's all unfolded.

Thing about Eire: Everything takes its own sweet fucking time!