Witchcraft!

  This is Totally fucked up, right? This has done my fucking head in! I wasn't brought up to this shit.

  So, I have a friend, in New Zealand. Okay? Her handle's " Kinks ". Well, 'Kinky', actually. She tried to join a forum as " Keekie Dee " and auto correct fucked her.

  Anyway, I got banned from the chat room we met in. (Yeah, imagine that; Me getting banned from anywhere the public fucking gather!)

  But, we'd already exchanged email addys, so were able to get in touch. Hold that thought .....

  Now then; My phone is on Vodafone. Long since become the most disgusting fucking network in the entire world.

 'Customer Service' now amounts to me taking a forty quid taxi trip into the next county over. Longfordistan. And, only during shop hours, of course.

  But, I digress. My price plan allows me to make all the calls I like, within the Republic. But, I can't call shit forty miles up the road, over the border.

  Well, yesterday is a blur. Frankly. I got up at some stupid hour. Dawn, or something. Spent the whole day, seemingly, ripping Micky's fucking 7 out of this machine.

  So, yes; 'Fuck you and goodbye, Microsoft!'. I am now coming at ye from Linux! " KDE5 ", to be precise. And it's fucking brilliant! 7 was. But, they're shutting that one down and FUCK 10!!!

  Anyway, so, that thought? Kinks and I being in touch? Couldn't sit and type at eachother, in a chat room. Fuck trying to exchange emails! We liked to Talk. Not send fucking letters!

  And, that's how I somehow came up with " Telegram ". A Russian based IMS type thing. I guess it might be a bit like that Skype? Wouldn't know. Never touched Skype.

  So; We both have mike's. We both got Telegram downloaded. We've spent the past year yakkering our fucking heads off, most nights. Absolutely free!

  Only, Linux has a teething dispute with Telegram and I couldn't get Sound on it! Watching video's in grim silence. And Kinks was due!

  Honestly don't even remember exactly what I did. But, I somehow managed to download Telegram onto my phone.

  Now, this is fucked up! Kinks hit me, on here. The little box popped up and made its noise. I clicked it. Heard nothing, obviously.

  So I typed something like; " Hang on, Kinks. On Linux and no sound from this. " Then ..... I don't even remember what I did! 

  I'd had a ridiculously long and stressful day. I was absolutely exhausted, and yes; Just a Teensy bit pissed as a fucking hand cart!

  But, I distinctly remember doing Something, and hearing Kinks blaring out of my Phone!!! And she's in fucking New Zealand!!! Like; WTF?!?

  So, I stuck my headphones in and we chatted merrily away for a couple of fucking hours! On my Phone! For absolutely fuck all!!!

  What fucking Witchcraft is this?! I can't ring my brother, in england. " You do not have enough credit to make this call. " 

  Yet, using the Telegram App. ~ completely free! ~ I can talk to the other side of the fucking world, all night long, and it doesn't cost me a cent!!! 

  How fucked up is That?!?

I'm Having A Voda Shit Just Now!

Fucking ~ so called ~ " Vodafone 3G Broadband " ? Even I'm at a loss for expletives to sum up my utter contempt for these bastards!

Bottom line is; I can barely open a fucking page, on line, anywhere! This applies to midday, midnight, now; 04:00 in the fucking morning! My 'Speed', having almost immediately having been capped at 236.8 kbs ~ once the cunts realised I wasn't some 'Businessman' who'd only be using his modem in fucking airport lounges, for less than an hour a week ~ has now been showing a signal strength of TWO 'Bars' (Out of a potential of Seven!) for days now! My normal is five.

So, I'm tending to get work done around here. Read the odd chapter of a book ~ as I 4 - 0 fucking 4 all over the place. Occasionally glancing up, or wandering into the room, to click " Try Again ". Bastards!

For fuck sake, peeps, get the word out there! Avoid 'Vodafone 3G' Like The Plague! In fact, I'd say steer well clear of fuck all else they come up with. They truly are a company going down the pan, on the backs of their customer base. They're just figuring new ways to screw ye. Promoting their shit with 'Life Style' colour photo rich brochures of bright, young people you'd like to screw. Bastards.

That aside? I have Dogs, rats, guns, magpies and christ knows what else to tell ye about. Just can't be arsed right now, whilst I can't get a photo up or even rely on This fucking post making it!

Christ, I'm pissed off with this poxy fucking 'Connection'!