A True Mad Irishmen .....

So, I'm sat in my local, this afters, listening to the craic going on around me, when this one guy at the end of the bar turns to Michael Heggarty (Fuck me! You should See Michael Heggarty! If they put him on TV, ye'd swear it was an OTT piss take. But this guy's for real!) and explains that the rats are causing him bother.

And suddenly, it seems the whole bar heard as Michael yelled back;

" Get that Ditch Shitter, Padraig. The Rat Catcher. He'll catch ye rats. He'll put poison down. Poison the rats. Poison ye Dog. Poison ye cattle. Poison fucking everything! "

Me and the lads were in fucking tears! Priceless moment!

Only in rural Eire!