What's Taking Me So Long ? (Good Rant!)

Ok, let's start at the begining, shall we? I've ~ earlier tonight ~ enthused about how much stuff I have to bring ye. And I have! Shit loads of diverse and cool shit. (At least I think it's cool! I'm happy about it anyway. And, since ye nosing around in my day to day affairs? Ye gonna get to fucking read it!)

Only, I have a problem or two. Things bugging me and, frankly, ripping my piss! One of them is my loss of memory. Lap Tops, not my heads.

See, I've just become sick and fucking tired of seeing this damn message coming up, bottom right, telling me something about my " Memory Paging File Is Fucked ~ Doing Something About It. Oh; And, Whilst We Do? You're Fucked Too! ". What ever.

So, I popped up on one of my regular fora and asked for Geeks. Man! I hit pay dirt! Got the King Geek himself answering me. This guy sent me All the shit. Everything from where to buy the Memory my machine's crying out for, right through to a page explaining how I get it in there! Sweet!

See, it seems my machine's only got Half the Memory it can carry. Came like that. Now it's all clogged up and this is why I'm sitting here, clicking, then sitting listening to my beard grows before the next fucking page opens.

Seems buying this Memory Card and popping that in here will make this thing run like the wind. All it takes is about £25 of MC. And I've been shown all I need to know about how to get it, and get it in.

Yeah. I'm 100% certain the guy had the very best of intentions. He showed me all that. Then he showed me a couple of sites to order what I needed from. Even pointed out that one saved me a couple of bob over the other. Something like that. Of course, I followed that link. I sent my money, via on line plastic, to Crucial. com.

I was happy again. I figured I'd have that little bit of plastic and brass within a week or so. Pop it in here and be able to get on with my work. Bastards! I ordered it 04/19/2009, 17:26:23. I've heard nothing since. Nothing, that is, but an automatic reply e mail:

" Your order has been successfully received at Crucial.com. Shortly we'll begin processing your order and preparing it for shipment. "

I just checked the 'Progress' of my order. Exact same result. Bastards!

This from a seemingly International outfit. One whose boast is:

" Shop with Confidence: Crucial.com provides secure ordering & top-rated customer satisfaction since 1997. "

Really?!? And who the fuck dreamed That one up, eh? Do I sound like a 'Top ratedly satisfied' fucking customer? Does Two Weeks of " Yeeah, yeeah, yeah. Listen, cunt; We've Had ye fuckin money. Now just shut the fuck up while we sip our coffee and think about even Thinking About doing shit about ye order " Sound like 'Satisfying'?

Meanwhile; You just continue with ye machines total melt down. Waste as much time as ye like, checking our poxy site ~ slowly, cos ye in melt down. Just remember; You Paid Us Already, Sukkaaa!!! Now what ye gonna do?

What am I going to do? I'm going to advise who the hell ever I can reach, through this thing and Google, to stear the hell clear of Crucial.com!!! I feel that's the Least I can do!

Anyone know where I can buy 512MB, 200-pin SODIMM Upgrade for a Packard Bell Easy Note C3 Series System ?

Please let me know. Get that and maybe we can get on here.