I'm Back ~ With A Vengeance!!!

 Who's been upsetting me now ....? Well, take ye fucking pick, really. Fienna Faile, Eires answer to the British Tories, to start with. 

  Moment Enda and his crew got in, price of a Dog Licence fucking near doubled, over night. They now insist ye micro chip every Dog. What? And have Balzac walking around with a big fucking weepy bubble between his shoulder blades, like Pesticle and Dinger? Not gonna fucking happen!

  Then, of course, they went all IDS on us and started ravaging any welfare payments they could make disappear. I used to qualify for various things. Now, my electric bills scare me to fucking death as they seemingly just keep multiplying by 100's %

  The one, last thing left to me then was what they now called the " Household Package ". To me, this simply mean't a free TV licence. Fucking whoopy! I Do feel privileged! Wouldn't want to watch TV, if I fucking knew how to!

  Had bought a couple of the things, in the past, though. To play my Play Station on.  Big, fuck off 32" Hitachi. Then, a little CRT set. Both long since fallen out of use and abandoned. Never gave them a lot of thought anymore.

  Then, I get this very badly written, obviously very personal letter from some bitch who patently takes her work home with her. Cunt works for the government and is clearly all twisted up because I told them where to stick their, worthless, fucking " Household Benefit Package ".

  Next thing ye know, this other stupid fucking letter turns up, " Ordering " me ~ Literally! In Big Letters! ~ to buy a fucking TV licence!!! That fucking pulled my string!

  I took both those worthless, irritating, fucking things out to my little private dump. Then, as is my nature, I thought I'd make a proper job of things. 

  And, as ye do, these days, I filmed it, for you lot to enjoy!