How Australians Think

This is just fucking hillarious! I've just had to go for a piss, before I kept laughing so much I sat here and pissed myself just Thinking about this!

I've been mouching around inside my Stat's Counter thing again. Looking for anything I might be able to understand and which could interest me. And, just now, I spotted a button that seemed like it might show me how people come to wash up in here. Thought I'd take a look at that one.

Ok, so the vast majority of visitors to this den of iniquity show No 'path'. I'm guessing that means ye have a Bookmark or Short Cut on ye pc's and just pop in for a look from there? Cool. Only, I happened to notice that One person had found this place via Google Australia. That roused my interest. I wondered what 'I' was doing, being mentioned on Oz Goog, and what the person had come here for.

So, I had a look, to see what else my little gadget could tell me. Then I saw. Read. Understood. That's when I started laughing! I wonder if this'll work for you? Here's what I hope will remain a link to the very Google page this poor sod had called up:

Google Australia

Does it work for you? Wether or not, what I found was that the poor bastard had actually entered in the search term: " Just Fucking Rifles " ! And That had led him to, top of the page on Google AUS. " I've Just Fucking Shit Myself ". My own post, on here, about that time I had a run in with the local Gards!

Now, I mean; It's funny enough, thinking how this poor cunt's found himself reading about a brit, in Eire, banging on about being 'caught' by the Gards. But, what I find even funnier is the state of mind that drove that poor bastard to punch in a search like " Just Fucking Rifles "!

Can't ye see it? Some bloke in Oz wants to know something about, well; Rifles. So he opens up Google and asks it for " Rifles ". God knows what he finds. References to " Rifle Birds " ? Shit about " The burgaler rifles through the drawers. " ? Who knows? But. I can just see our intrepid seeker of the info' sitting there, getting more and more irate about the off centre search results he's getting, till he finally loses it with Google and punches in that fateful search term: " Just Fucking Rifles ".

And comes up with Me! LMFAO!




Ye reckon he's computer shopping ....?

Fucking Classic!