Now I Think I May Throw Up .....

This is just SO Bad ..... It just goes to show; Ye've never quite heard it all!

Over on a forum someone's started the perennial " Strange Facts " thread. Of course, there's been some amazing. Some amusing. Some that just make ye sit there, shaking ye head. But, I just looked in there again and, suddenly, this tea feels a bit odd in my stomach.

Here's what " Swiller " just posted:

A list of strange things found stuck in arses by an A+E department.

A shaving cream can
A frozen fish (with the dorsal fin extended).
A bottle of Mrs. Butterworth's Syrup.
A pair of reading glasses.
A salami.
A curling iron.
A Rounders ball
A frozen pig's tail.
A whip handle.

Harsh, yeah? But, there it is. We're all grown ups and we know that people will and do shove things up their own arses. I guess it's their arses and they have every right to shove pretty much what ever they like up them ~ as long as no one else is being effected by it. Even reading glasses or rounders balls.

See, but none of that effects me. I too have seen " Mr Goatee ". No, what I left out of that curious little list there was the one thing which, even in my own world of strange experience, made me feel physically sick to contemplate.

Ye ready for this? I'm not making anyone else read this. Just click out if ye want to. Only, some fucked up fucker, apparently, got hold of and saw fit to shove up their arse, till it had to be removed by medical intervention .....

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A Kangaroo's Tumour!

I'm sorry. But That's just fucked up!