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Ditch Shitter Just Wrote .....

Quick word about comments ...

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Sunday, January 10, 2010

Snus Review 5; An Advanced Listing .....


Well, I've got an order made out now, on Northerner, which is actually where I tend to buy my snus from, now that I've sussed out that having it sent by Swedish Post is actually a far better option than FedEx. I'll be sending this one in just as soon as I remember to transfer the money to my 'Credit Card'. Do that in town, see?

Meanwhile, here's a sneak preview of what I have lined up:

02 Original Strong Portion *
Claq Qui, Strong Portion *
Ettan, Portion *
General, Portion *
Granit, Portion *
Grovsnus, Portion
Göteborgs Rape, White Portion
Nick & Johnny, Strong Portion *
Probe Whisky, Portion
Thunder Extra Stark, Strong Portion


How many of ye spotted that an '*' denotes one I've had before? Yeppers. Some I just wouldn't be without in my stash. Some, I feel like giving another go, trying to decide if they too are to become a permanent fixture in my line up.

I have four or five pretty much full tubs around me here right now ~ see how long this stuff lasts ye?! So, I'm comfortable that I'll be awash with more of the stuff in plenty of time yet. No more fags for me, ever!

How long's it been now? Two months? More? Dunno. But, I do know that I don't even think about my breath when I walk the Dogs now. And, now and then, this lovely little lightbulb comes on inside my head and just reminds me; " And this stuff isn't hardening ye arteries either! Less chance of a cardiac or a stroke! "

Yet, what continues to leave me shaking my head is the Smokers around me. They interrogate me about this stuff, to the n'th degree. They enquire as to cost. Effect. Health connotations. Where I get it. You name it.

Yet, the moment I suggest they try a portion? " Oh, No!!! ". They recoil like I've just asked if they'd like to put my dick in their mouths!

Five minutes later, they're shivering outside the door. Puffing away. You tell me .....

3 comments:

  1. Göteborgs Rape!

    I laughed when I read that. I have a mate who lives in that city and that name is just classic.
    sort of like saying:

    Pompeys Rape.

    Both are maritime cities, run down and dreary.

    Interestingly I just read on wiki:
    " In the British crime survey of 2001, Portsmouth did not have a distinctly different profile from the other cities in its basic command unit profile.[30] However, for that period it did have a large number of sexual assaults and rapes. A BBC News report in May 2006 reported that it was Britain's worst city for sexual assaults and rapes, based on the 2001 British crime survey by the think tank Reform.[30][31] Police officers responded by saying "Police in Portsmouth have worked closely with partner agencies and the city council to develop a climate where victims feel confident to report rape, which is generally an under-reported crime" and that this could be the reason for the increased number of reported sexual assaults.[31] However, in a subsequent government survey, the number of reported sexual assaults and rapes had decreased by 22.8% bringing the rate below most large UK cities.[32] "

    SAM

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  2. LOL!! Those statistics must have something to do with the high population of sailors that frequent that part of the world ... or the 'low bred gypsy stock' that hang around North End - what do you reckon Ditch??

    OTC

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  3. Actually, guys; It's spelled as " Rapé ". Though, I must admit, I too say it as 'rape', because I'm not sure how it's mean't to be pronounced.

    Regards those police reports? I think that would've been a period I remember. There was a young Paper Girl, knocked off her bike and raped in an alleyway. Thing is, that alleyway happened to be diretly accessible from the back door of my local.

    It was weird to think that it might have been one of 'us' who had gone out there and done that. Not sure I was a regular in that pub, at quite that time? But, if it Was one of the reg's then the bastard may well have still been drinking there.

    Kind of unsettling to think ye might have been chatting to a guy who'd done that. But, then; Most people are mats with someone.

    Oh and, just for the record? A Gypsy's probably the last kind of man to rape a woman. It's so totally opposed to just about everything in their code.

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