Thank You! I'm Really Quite Touched .....

I mean that. Seriously. Let me explain .....

What was it; A couple of weeks ago now? Out of a humorous quirk of spur of the moment madness, I decided to show you poor souls a genuine photograph of my own behind, ejecting a torrent of liquid shit.

Ok. It was simply a completely off the wall, totally spontaneous bit of random, late night, beer induced lunacy. Sort of thing a pissed up guy of a certain whacked out humour may declare he'd do. It was craic.

Word got about. Hundreds had to look. See if Anyone was That fucked up. Hundreds looked. " OMFG! He Did It!!! "

Of course I did. I don't bull shit. I don't lie or back down. I was committed. Then it became history. I hope I 'amused' more than I genuinely disturbed.


Then I fell silent. Simple fact is that something happened, in my personal life, that brought on an instantaneous and really quite total mental breakdown. I went straight to hell. Didn't collect 200. Didn't pass Go.

Blah, blah, blah ..... My head's sorted now. In fact, with what I'm on? I'd say it's better than ever. I'm finding myself able to think like fucking Einstein! It's weird!

And, last night, I thought about this place and how long I've said nothing. I wondered. So I checked my viewing figures .....

That's what I'd like to thank ye for. For keeping the faith. For checking by. Many of ye have even spent some time sniffing around the earlier pages ~ I highly recommend that. Some good bits hidden back there.

But, that's what I want to Thank ye for. For the fact that the only major change in this places viewing stat's, while I've been silent all this time, is that people have moved around the site more. But, no one's abandoned me. My returning visitors, my 'Regulars' have looked in virtually every day.

That means a lot to me. Now I'll try start coming out with some of the kind of stuff ye deserve. Things to amuse ye and make ye patience and effort worth while.


.......... Shit. Just gotta fuckin' Think of something now ....! LOL!