Dublin Garda ..... I Heard .....

This is just some uncorroborated shit someone was saying in the pub. I've just checked Goohoo News and can't find any mention of it. But then, maybe it's not being reported? Thinking about it? It probably wouldn't be. But, 'The word on the street is .....'

Dublin Garda (Gardai?) have had enough. I should imagine most Any fucking civilised Police Force has. Ye know the sort of thing; Bring in some sixteen year old 'Hoody' who's just been picked up for 'Joy Riding' some poor cunts family pride and joy to bits, before torching it on some waste land and walking away.

Get him in the Interview Room and it's all spitting on the floor ~ " Om clearin' muh fukkin froat, Inn I?! Any wayy; Yoo karnt tutch me. Om entitled ter ...... "


Ok. Re wind. How about this: They Know this little fucker. They Know it's him. They Know he's untouchable for the life of crime spree he's living.

What do they do? (Allegedly); They pick him up as he slinks down the street, away from the burning motor. They take him to the station. They put him in a cell.

No one takes his finger prints. No one fills out any forms. No Solicitors or 'Social Workers' are called. His parents ....? What ever.

Then, he is confronted by a couple of street seasoned Gards. They give him a fucking good hiding (Blankets and rubber hoses?) and tell him to Stop Being A Cunt! Then he's slung out the back door and left to his own devices.

Now; Tell me that doesn't hold a certain appeal .....