A Question Of Breeding .....

  Enter any on line 'Pets' forum, or Yahoo Answers, today and, I guarantee ye, ye'll find a rabid pack of idiots calling everything they don't personally arse lick the breeder of either, " Back Yard Bred ". " Puppy Farmed " And / or " Just a Mutt ". 

And the reader is left in no doubt as to the tone and meaning of the 'M' word. No less so than when a Daily Mail commentator refers to " Pikeys " at the bottom of their lane.

 In juxtaposition, we are sneeringly reminded that the only Dog worth a bowl of water is one of full Kennel Club Registration. Most preferably of excellent Show Standard.

  Most of all, this canine paragon will have been bred by a " Proper and knowledgeable 'Breeder' ". One who has shelled out a fortune on having their Dogs health tested to the nth degree. 

 Now; When I recognise that people are patently talking a load of shit, I tend not to take a lot of notice. I just put them down as din's and ignore them.

 However, this constant fucking Barrage of Bullshit has finally given me cause to stop and wonder, for a minute, what the fuck they're going on about.

 Didn't take long for the penny's to drop ~ and jam the slot. I spotted it straight away.

 Ok. Being 'Show Standard', i.e. fit to trot about with its neck pulled up in the air. Then stand still whilst one cunt holds it tail and neck up, as another mauls it, has always been central to their argument.

 But, what's with this new angle? All this shit about " Thoroughly Health Screened " Dogs?

 Aha! Of course! A year or two ago, the well known fact that just about Every Kennel Club Registered, 'Pedigree' breed out there is a walking genetic time bomb, just waiting to blow up and fuck itself to bits, got out of the bag.

 Kennel Club and its subscribers were told to stop producing fucking physical wrecks, in the name of fads of appearance and get their shit in order.

 E' Voilla! Bare couple of years down the line and they've done it, look. Now there's a whole new wave of " Reputable Breeders " out there. Breeding a veritable little Aryan Super Race of spot on, 'Show Dogs'.

 But; How? Last I ever knew; Any show bred GSD was pretty much guaranteed to go down with Hip Dysplacia. Few, if any " English Bulldogs " were capable of giving natural birth. Let alone fucking breathing right. 

 Yet, now, suddenly, all this is a part of a dim and distant, most regrettable past. Buy ye 'Pedigree Show Dog' from a " Reputable and Expert Breeder who breeds only the most stringently Health Screened " Dogs and ..... and what?

 Ye GSD will still be running around a decade later? Ye EBD will whelp classic quality pups who will spend their lives breathing like Opera Singers ....? Fuck off.

 Inside a couple of years, all those Dogs with generations of bred in, genetic disposition to chronic hip and elbow problems, bone cancer, fucked up eyes, deformed skulls, all that and shit loads more; It all just went away?

 Suddenly, all these fucking idiots with rooms full of crates, full of Dogs, no longer had the genetic wreck Dogs. No. They had the purest of stock.

 The poor wretches they'd pumped out for years 'went away'. And, out of a swirl of mist arrived fresh stock. Fit. Healthy. Free of all those hereditary fuck ups that had taken so many generations to breed in.

 Yeppers. The new 'Super Race' had arrived. And now they're out there and available. Ye just need to find an " Expert and Reputable Breeder ". 

 Not, I would remind you, anyone who might breed a litter of pups once or twice in a Dogs life time. They're " Back Yard Breeders ". Spit on them!

 Nor should it be anyone who has crates of 'Brood Bitches' piled high in back rooms and garages. That'd be " Puppy Millers ".

 No. We need this doyen who breeds only of The Master Race. Maybe a dozen litters a year. Presumably in their living rooms? Otherwise, would that not make Them 'BYB's'?

 And, don't forget; There won't be a proven physical wreck in these Super Dogs entire fucking pedigrees. No. The genetic cripples 'went away' a couple of years ago. 

 Now, Experts are breeding 'Show Quality' Dogs of superlative health. Their disciples are screaming this and ramming it down everyone's throats, all over the fora and Yahoo Answers.

 I Know that, if ye make a lie big enough and repeat it often enough, it'll start to become accepted as a truth. But, fuck me: Just how fucking Stupid do these 'Pedigree' Puppy Pedlars and their sycophantic supporters think we are?!

Untermenschen?

  
Not 'Pedigree'. Just Healthy!