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Ditch Shitter Just Wrote .....

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Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Ever Thought Ye've Had A Bad Day ....?


 Un fucking believable! Especially in light of the last thing I posted on here .....

 I've had Chain Dog, my Rottie bitch, out for her constitutional. She's sniffed around, whilst leading me around. Sniffing half an acre till she's finally found that precise spot in the entire universe where it's cosmically decreed that, this day, she shall  dump her guts.

 She assumes the position. I let the lead go slack. Her 'Bum Stump' quivers .....

 And, I'm standing there, kind of idly gazing at her ring piece. Not really seeing it. Just zoning out there as I take a minute to mull over some thought. I need to mark where she lays her mines. I need to pick them up, after all.

 But, then I hear a croaked; " Ah; That's just fucking grand! "  And a Dog Log pops off the ground and sort of jumps off  to flop down in the grass some inches away!

 I'm like; Get To Fucking Fuck!!!!! Self propelling Dog shit?! Fuck Right Off!!!

 Then, the frog hopped again. This time leaving his steaming burden behind. Though, I suspect he had a hell of a fuckin' skid mark down his back!

 You or me, struck by lightening. Or a frog, shit on by a Rottweiler? I know which one I reckon I'm more likely to live to see again!
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2 comments:

  1. LlewAugust 30, 2011 at 5:15 PM

    That coulda nearly put you off your stout, mate! :) Hope you took the poor bugger frog in for a rinse?

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  2. Ditch ShitterAugust 31, 2011 at 3:00 AM

    Funny as fuck, Llew! I've just had another go at the " Virtual Jukebox " thread. My answer was Canned Heat ~ " On The Road Again ".

    Only, in an obvious 'Freudian Slip', I first typed " On The TOAD Again "! :D FFS! Had to be quick on the edit button there!

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