Another Fucking Belter, From Yahoo Answers ....!

 Absolute belter! It's that time of year again, see, where we're going to get a steady dribble of " How can I care for this baby bird I've rescued? " ~ Ye've fucking killed it, idiot! When will you fucking people learn to just leave them alone for the adults to care for?!

 Then, we get the; " My cat ..... ". ~ Keep the fucking thing indoors then! Don't go giving it all this sycophantic shit about 'They're born hunters'. 'It's in their nature'. 'They Need their independence'.  

 Then ye come crying ye fucking eyes out when they get smashed by a motor or a Dog. (Guess what's in a Dogs nature, you stupid pricks!)

 Well, it's started, as usual. Today we get .....

 "   Hi. I've been watching a pair of male & female blackbirds pottering about in my garden collecting twigs etc. Yesterday my cat killed the male. I was mortified- the female was about all day probably looking for him. I had only just fed him-so upsetting!

 I was looking at sonic collars on the net. Apparently, you put them on the cat and when it leaps, it sends a vibration warning the  bird to fly. Does anyone know if they work please - Any advice would be nice - Thank you. "

Only, this time, someone calling herself " Raj, or something, amidst all the " It's in their nature! Give them their freedom! " bollocks piped up with:

 " Don't be afraid to use a little physical punishment. Really put your back into it. Its the only way they'll learn. "

 'Really put ye back into it'! Just sat here and laughed till I fucking cried! I'll bet they've got fucking rabid with the Thumb Downs on that one! LMFAO!