Kangaroo .....

Boing. Boing. Boing. Boing .....

I was just singing the praises of le Ding to myself there. Telling myself what a loved Dog he is. He's mad. And hairy. And called " The Dingo Dog ".

 Then it struck me: 'But, he's never seen a kangaroo.' Ye know how the old mind works, while ye fixing ye dinner. Head left pretty much to its own devices ....?

  So, I thought; Should I buy him one? Ye know. Have it around the place. So Dinger could see it. Make him a Dingo Dog who Has seen a kangaroo, fuck ye very much!
  
  But, then, of course, it'd scare the crap out of Pat's fucking cattle, wouldn't it? Anything and Everything scares the crap out of Pat's cattle! Rosie's a horse. They're absolutely fucking terrified of her. 

  And goats? Don't even think about it, sunshine! Goat so much as comes eyeball to eyeball with one of Pat's cowz? Fucking stampede time! Mind you; If I ran into some cunt with horizontally split pupils and horns? Don't think I'd have much to say either.

 Kangaroo though? Remember " Upstairs, Downstairs "? Theme music to the tune of the song; " What Are We Going To Do With Uncle Arthur? " ?

 I sing that to myself. Only, I use Dingers name: " Dingeler Ding the Ding's a Dinger Dingo ..... " Shit like that.  Sorry. Where was I? Ah, yes. Kangaroo's. The mind wanders .....

 So, of course would a kangaroo. Hardly just let one loose on the meadow out there and expect it to be around in the morning. Boing! Boing! Splash! Splash! Moooo!!! Thunder. Splash! " Ditch!!! Ye fucking kangaroo's amongst my cattle!!! "

 Doesn't bode well, does it? Think I'll just settle for showing him a photo then.

 This is a kangaroo:

  

 This is a le Ding:

It's easy to tell the difference, look. le Ding has the smart new collar from Strong Stuff.