Ditch Shitter Just Wrote .....

Ditch Shitter Just Wrote .....

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Monday, June 9, 2014

Just Got Back From Noel's .....


 Fucking mink in his turf shed now! FFS! Half the family's afraid to open the door even.

  Soon as he told me, I set about knocking up a little something to entice it. Had a right giggle with Noel. Showed him the odd looking box with the crushed tin in the bottom.

 Told him; " Eye of toad. Wing of bat. "  Held up the bloody thumb I'd just sliced open on that fucking tin! " Blood of Gypo'. All good, secret ingredients, Noel. "

 Over eight years now. I'm damn sure poor Noel's no more sure what the fuck to make of me than the first day we met!

  Anyway. All done, in minutes. Trap set. Everything that needs to be asked and explained to Noel. NO Jack Russels to be allowed access. ALL Family Members to be told not to so much as go near that fucking box!

  I pointed out a precise fifteen square inches of shed floor. Got Noel to acknowledge that he knew exactly where I mean't.

 " And that's where ye'll, most very likely, find the bastard tomorrow, Noel. Because, the cunt'll probably be there before ye even go to bed, tonight. "

  The gauntlet's well and truly down, eh? I have a reputation to uphold here.

  Game On ....!
  
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  1. PaddyAugust 8, 2014 at 7:28 PM

    You catch it?

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  2. Ditch ShitterAugust 8, 2014 at 7:45 PM

    Would ye believe NOT (yet)?!

    Can't even remember why not, now. Wrong bait, basically. I knew what was wrong, at the time. Now? It's been so long, and I've been so distracted, I honestly don't remember.

    But, no, it just moved on. They're dispersing, right now. Shit! That's reminded me; I'll have to go Back down the stables now and shake my new bait up.

    I'm behind. I need to get this gate finished and then get a new roof on the stables. Ye know, along with the harvest. Cutting fire wood. Helping my neighbours. Feeding myself.So on and so forth .....

    S'why I haven't been on here. Head's too busy.

    No, I'm gradually crawling towards getting the situation in hand here. I'll pick the fuckers off presently.

    Winter is coming .....

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