Wednesday, December 24, 2014
What Did I Fucking Tell Ye ....?!?
Look at This!
So, I'm in the pub today. And who should be there but Seamy. We haven't been chatting five minutes when he asks me; " So; What do ye think got our birds? "
I'm like, 'What?!? Ye birds? What, the Aviary??? (Thinking: I've not been up your end in Months! How would I know what's going on up there?)'
But, yeah. Surprise fucking surprise! Here's Seamy telling me that 'Something' has torn its way in there and slaughtered every fucking bird they had. Budgies. Finches. Quails. Everything.
Am I a Totally bad person in that it was all I could do Not to laugh in his face???
That's it: I fucking well give up with People!
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Some people wont fucking listen Ditch! Is it just an Irish thing that good advise is simply ignored at all cost?
ReplyDeleteAs you said, keep traps down at all times! Even keeps the rats under control!
Not been on here in ages my friend but good to know that both of us are to damn lazy to push up flowers from beloe
ReplyDeleteGreat to see ye still hanging in there too, mate!
ReplyDeleteI don't know what's going on with me and here, to be honest. I must have a back catalogue of stuff by now. I just haven't got the time to type shit up!
Maybe it's the winter time hibernation thing? I'm happy to hunker down and read / watch other shit.
If you send me you e mail address I'll send you the pictures of those starlings from start to finish
ReplyDeleteA 'Public' email I appear to have generated is:
ReplyDeleteditchshitter22@gmail.com
Hit me on that one and, as soon as I stumble across it, I'll come back to ye with my personal addy ;-)
Sorry, mate. My phone shows me ye hit me on 22. But, I only glanced at the mail, thinking to read it on Gmail.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, Gmail is now like Yahoo. Fucking useless. All I can get is google trying to prise more personal information out of me. Can't access my mail anywhere. They just want my phone number?!
Cunts can fuck off. Taking this whole blog with them, for all I care. They've just announced they're banning tits, FFS!
Sharia law is coming to an internet near you ~ Soon!
Go to Irish Hunting and PM me .....
I'll put a couple of links to the photos in here for you
ReplyDeleteLast year I still had the boat in the upper Chesapeake bay at anchor close to a marina
They sold the big boat shed where they kept the boat lift in and a company came and tore it down just at the time when the starlings are breeding the nest was destroyed and the four chicks where sitting on the concrete slab out in the open
They did not have a chance like that with fish crows about, raccoons and fuck knows what else
So I took them in
Now I have five cats on board that never leave the boat and behave more like dogs as all I was ever used to was dogs I treated them the same
One of the cats even had motherly instincts for those little guys and would keep watch and get me when they stirred and needed feeding
At first I kept them on a small aquarium
You know one of those plastic things
Then I aquired a bird cage once they had feathers and could sit on a perch
http://smg.photobucket.com/user/Scuba1/media/_PIC5395_zps57dc34c4.jpg.html
We fed them every two hours with a paste I made up out of ground dry cat food and dried meal worms
Those little fuckers grew quicker then rubarb
Once they were able to flutter about a bit is loaded the cage into the little boat and took them to shore a few times a day and we went through the greenery together hunting for bugs
They still liked that paste better though
When they were able to fly I did away with the cage for transport and they followed me around and back and forth to the boat under their own steam
Now the damn fish crows where after the little guys so I sorted them out with the scatter gun
http://smg.photobucket.com/user/Scuba1/media/photo_zpsda2a3f38.jpg.html
I did get them all through and fend for themselves
They did turn up at the boat all through the summer for visits untill we pulled up anchors and went south at the beginning of winter
http://smg.photobucket.com/user/Scuba1/media/_PIC5465_zps22db2b0b.jpg.html
So there you have it
http://smg.photobucket.com/user/Scuba1/media/_PIC5490_zps344f7720.jpg.html
Sometes I sit here thinking of what they are up to now and hope that when they get to build a nest they pick a better spot or find some German idiot like me if they don't
ATb
Scuba; I just read ye " Comment ". I'm not publishing something like that as a Comment, here; to be lost for all time!
ReplyDeleteThat story needs wider exposure.
Hit me on Irish Hunting. Let's see if we can't figure out a better platform for it.
I just wrote that up on my phone for you as I know ya have a soft spot for starlings as have I
ReplyDeleteNo one else here in the US cares much for them to put it in a nice way
I tried to sign up to the Irish hunting forum just now and was told I was banned
Fuck knows why as I was never a member of it
You can do with that little write up as you please mate