This evening, I went down to the stables. The unthinkable, coming to feed the ungrateful.
Everything's going according to plan. Chucking hay in the feed lines. BANG!!! It was like I'd stopped one from Sir Henry Cooper! Right on the fucking chin too!
Thank fuck it was, thinking about it. No glass jaws here then. But, if the stupid bastard had caught me on the nose? That would have been jam! Eye? I'd have had a shiner they'd talk about for bloody weeks!
Stupid fucking donkey! Pretty well good as gold, all these years.
Suddenly decided to demonstrate his Reverse Head Smash! Fuck Me, that
hurt! Still does, come to that, couple of hours later!
Prick stood on my foot, a while back. Yes. Foot. Steel Toe Caps are no
fucking good when an idiot like him treads on ye upper Foot! Bastard.
That's
it. I think he's up to something. Kicks me in the balls next? I'm
shooting him ~ a couple of weeks later. When I'd be able to fucking breathe
again!
Bastard!
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