I Have Seen Things You People Wouldn't Believe .....

  Seen Phil Lloyd, stood there like a statue. Directing his Dog with the slightest twitch of his finger. Nothing survived.

  That was Fucking impressive. But, anyone who's heard anything about Phil will be nodding. Thinking; " Yep. They say he's that good. " I've seen it.

But, I want to tell ye something ye Will Not Believe. Not if ye know shit about shit, anyway. 

And, I'm guessing, most people bothering to come here will know at least the basics about ferrets? 

  Remember the " Shooting News "? Guy, writing under 'Whiteface' once summed ferrets up as ~ to paraphrase:

  'Waking up. Looking around for something to kill. ' LOL! Right there: Ferrets encapsulated! 

  Now, off into the realms of GTF!!!



  Christ, how long ago was it? Oh! Just used the calculator. Forty five years back. Shit was different, in those days.

  So, I was in a local pub. I had a ferret with me. I was examining it, for some reason. A woman said to me;

  " Oh! A ferret? I have ferrets. I keep them with my guinea pigs. " (I shit ye not!!!)

  Up shot is; Following a bit of conversation, this woman invited me to See her ferret and guinea pig ensemble for myself. Turned out she lived just round the corner. In the road I lived in.

  I've never forgotten it, or quite fathomed it, people. She led me in. Opened the kitchen door. Put the light on and made the usual squeeky, kissy noises people do.

  On my Dogs lives and souls: I stood there and watched, clearly, as various fucking Ferrets and Guinea Pigs came issuing out from under and around the kitchen furniture!!! 

  I actually witnessed  ~ with These fucking eyes! ~ a ferret and a guinea pig, Drinking from the Same Fucking Bowl!!! I Shit Ye Not!!!

  Half a fucking century ago, people. Things were different, then. Those who were part of the game, then, will know.

  I haven't seen attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion.

But, looking at shit, today? I find the acceptance of Hypocrisy hard to fathom.