Ticks

  Tis the season of the year .....

Evil Little Dog just came in and I saw something fucking horrible hanging off her throat. Wasn't sure What it was, at first, to be honest.

  Beat the Balzac back though and finally got a glimpse of it. Fucking great tick! Hanging out of her like a big, gross teardrop! Ughh!

  No worries though. I'm prepared for that shit. Reached for my " O' Tom Tick Twisters ". (Yes, literally Reached. I keep them right here, on my desk!)

  Hook. Spin. Had the disgusting thing out, cleanly, quicker than ye could say; " Balzac! Will You Fuck Off?! "

  Amazed, frankly, to see I've never mentioned these things here, before! Had them years.

Get Some In!!! 

  Ye can thank me later.