Sharing A Laugh On 'Yahoo Answers' .....

I'm probably spending more time haunting that place than I should. But, what the hell. It occupies my mind. I'm sometimes able to give someone some genuinely helpful advice ~ that's always nice, of course.

Sometimes though? Ye simply get to talk complete shit and break down into tears of laughter with some other fuck head! That can be priceless!

Get a load of this;

Question Asked By Some Nutter:

" I had no need to flush the toilet. Where did my poo go? "


I answered:

" You clearly dropped such a greased log there that its own weight gave it the momentum to simply hit the pan and slide straight up over the S Bend.

Scientifically, this phenomena is known as " Turks Theorem " because of the overbearing empirical observation that a Donner Kebab can cause replication of the experience in a control group study like nothing else on earth.

Source(s):
Birthed a few water snakes myself, in my time. "


Result? " Best Answer ".

Asker's Rating:
5 out of 5

Asker's Comment:
LMAO


Great, isn't it? People having a laugh. No " Berlin Bob " type, self righteous little shits there, humming Gary Glitter songs in their heads.

Yahoo Answers is pretty much self moderating. Thus a little bit of chaos can get through. Making it fun. And do I like a bit of fun?!

Probably the main reason I'm still here. Because no prick can stop me saying what I'm thinking, here. Don't like what I say? Fuck off. Simple.

Want some more of my typical sort of stuff? Fine. Stand by. Because I think we've just about had summer in Leitrim. See how I'm drifting back here more often already?

And ideas of what I want to talk about are actually building up in my head. I certainly want to review some more Snus. And, as the 'year' sort of back slides since the summer solstice? There's more 'reviews' that I'm looking back on; Of life itself.

Yeppers. There's life in this old Dog yet ;-)

Look At This Shit ....!

Someone who, in their own words, had entered UK from a " Third World Country " posted this on a forum I'm active on ~ at the time of My posting This! LOL!


" Six weeks ago, on a family walk, not 300m from our cottage, on a public track, used by hikers, cyclists, wind-farm workers, estate workers and the general public, we suddenly noticed, we had three dogs with us, not four.

Calling and whistling produced no result. All six adults and remaining three dogs returned to said cottage, hoping to find missing dog there, but no.

Three searches later, in the space of half an hour, found "Kiera" strangling to death, unconscious, in a baited snare, laid across a water course. We released her, she recovered.

We have educated ourselves and been educated by experts in various anti-snaring campaign groups.

What our "Kiera" wandered into, attracted as any dog would be, was/is, a Stink Pit. This apprently is a perfectly legal method, used by estate owners/gamekeepers to kill all animals/birds, who unfortunately wander in its dierection.

This particular one was baited with two cut up sheep, some pheasants, and all in all, 17 carcasses of dead deer and other animals had wandered into this particular death trap. It had been set to catch any animal, as owners, we understand, wished to establish lucrative wild fowl shooting area nearby.

Police, CID, SSPCA and a police wildlife investigation officer are all investigating. Because it was baited with sheep, it was illegal, and we believe as it was over a watercourse, also illegal.



Then, the 'legal' death by strangulation, by snares, of countless wild animals and domestic pets, on Estates throughout the UK, same snares, and sometimes Gin Traps, set by gamekeepers, as 'game management'. Barbaric archaic methods. Disgusting! "


To which some other din' felt moved to respond;

" Would the snare be for otters do you think? How barbarous.I have seen rabbits` legs left in snares and traps where they were so badly crushed the animals could gnaw them off. "


Yeah .....

Now, actually, my response to all this complete garbage was extremely measured. This shit had appeared on a widely public forum. One read by the vastest cross section of society. No point in adopting the Rant, Rave and Say What Ye Like approach seen above then. So my response was very much like this:

" Six adults. Four Dogs? So, more than enough people there to have kept control of those Dogs. But, no. Ye instead chose to let them run around, willy nilly, going out of sight to where ever they liked. Potentially causing who knows what sort of mischief. Entering private land on an estate which obviously preserves Game and likely has sheep and wild deer on it.

And that 'Stink Pit' wasn't on the public footpath, was it? Nor was ye Dog, when it got caught in the perfectly legal Vermin Control Device. Yet ye in here, looking for what? Sympathy? Group Hugs? Not from me.

Ye'd be hard pressed to find anyone more into Dogs than I am. My Dogs are my very life blood. And we live in the middle of no where too. Nothing out there but fields. And those fields contain sheep and cattle. My neighbours livelihoods.

So, ye better be damn sure I control my Dogs. Because, if one of them ever sneaks off to do as it pleases? I'd first hear the gunshot. Then the screeching of brakes. Then the five figure demand for Compensation. And it wouldn't be a joke.

Why not just take responsibility for ye Dogs? "

Ahead of me already, aren't ye? Some 'Global Moddie' from Germany ~ Guy whose Avatar shows a caricature of a rather Nerdish looking guy, with what looks disturbingly like a little girl with him ..... ~ wiped my response, leaving all the rest of the inflamatory shit in there.



So, I PM'd the cunt;

" Truth Hurt? ..... Where ever I've Moderated, I've had the personal integrity not to allow my own biases interfere with my work.

Ye removed my response, ye left a pack of misinformed, emotive, unsubstantiated drivel to stand, unchallenged. Never even had the decency to inform me or attempt to excuse yeself.

Enjoy ye little power trip. Person without principle.

You disgust me.

Just so's ye know where I stand. "



Now, " Berlin Bob ", let's see ye get in Here and put ye own little spin on life in the real world. Prick!

Some fucking people ....!

Oh, and here's a bit of 'Ditch's Dukkering'; I'll bettcha that first prick will go onto getting some chickens for that cottage. They'll call them " Girls ". Let them run about 'Free Range'. Then will be bang at it again; The moment some other idiot lets Their uncontrolled and 'Free Spirited' Dog get amongst them and wreak carnage.Or, how about a fox? Then we'll hear some wailing and gnashing of teeth. FFS!