Dogs Taking The Piss .....

Twist! Gottcha already, see? Because ye never, in a million years, expected what's to follow!

I'm sort of taking it, really, that ye very presence here sort of denotes a Dog connection in ye life. I'm a total Dog Fiend myself. Dogs are what it's all about, to me. They come first and foremost. Simple as that.

People don't think on the level that Dogs do. Dogs don't think like people do. Dogs just Do. I like Dogs.

So; Ever pissed around a Dog ~ then Not told it to fuck off, as it tries to do what Dogs Do? It's interesting.

See, I have no loo. Not in doors. Up stairs. Provisionally allocated, like the most of ye. So I shit into the nearest ditch. And, when in here ~ at night ~ I piss into a gallon bottle. Saves me fucking off out to the ditch, just to piss.

And, guess what? My Dogs consider a it privilege to lick my dick 'clean'! How fucked up is that?

Well; Not at all fucked up, if ye understand Dogs. Not that I'm claiming, for a minute, to understand these furry headed creatures. I just like 'em. A Lot.

And there's a bit of nonsense that needs saying. I've noticed how I can sit here, have a piss into my 'bottle'. And then, having put my dick away, le Ding will still uncurl himself and come over here. I even have to unzip again, just so he can 'Do His (Self Appointed) Duty'.

'Best' of all? I've noticed how Nigger Dog ~ by nature, as much or more so than by designation, about bottom of the pile here ~ will hang around, Longing to serve that momentary role. Just like when I take my boots off. That is Definitely and always has been le Ding's role; To lick my feet clean.

I ever try to interfere with this hierarchy? I just Know I'll have a fucking Dog Fight on my hands. Two Dogs battling it out? Over possession of my dick?! ..... Listen, mate; Not while it's still exposed and potentially between them~ I can assure ye!


But, there ye go. Something else to read about. Now I'm fucking off. Back sooner ;-)

Sorry if it turned into another longer than expected one!