Secret Love Messages .....

Seen that shit? Fucking unbelievable! I keep getting this poxy banner ad', on the beer forum. £10 a week. (Well, alright; Euro's. Idiots know where I live then?)

What the fuck is the world coming to? From what I gather, I'm supposed to pay these cunts a tenner a week. And, in return, some prick will put my mobile number into his computer.

Bingo. So many times a week, I'll get some stupid fucking text message, presumably relating to some non existent persons feelings for me ~ emotional or sexual? Christ knows. What's The Fucking Point?!

0898 phone numbers? Stupid chat lines? Wasn't all that bad enough? Now some prick's worked out that society has gone so far down the pan that some fat, wet lipped bed sit dweller will actually pay to 'live' in anticipation of their next sentence of bollocks, churned out en mass from a prick with a mobile.

Unbelievable.

Worst is, I get these adverts. They find out what they can about ye, from what ye innocently put on line, then figure out what shit ye liable to be interested in. Me? Obviously ticked " Divorced " somewhere. So, that makes me a sad and lonely individual, craving love, attention and cyber sex? Fuck Right Off!

" Erection Problems? ". That's the present darling of my Yahoo Mailer. Hard on? Me? My only problem in That department is the numbing regularity with which I get one, thanks! But. that's due to my perceived age group, see?

" Lose Belly Fat " (Because I read about beer!) Listen; If I lost much of Anything from my waist line, I'd only have a fucking spine to show there!

And so it goes on. Nigerian wankers to the one side. Advert Spammers to the other. Is it any wonder I just read more fucking books these days?