Mate of mine, fellow Pest Controller, just mentioned to me, in e mail, about the parakeets being added to the " General Licence ", over there. For those who don't know; This basically means that anyone with the right permission will soon be able to shoot parakeets.
The main bit of law which will allow this is a thing called " The General Licence ". Like any other sort of Licence, of course, it has conditions and parameters. But, we shan't bother ourselves with them here. Because, sure as hell, no bastard else will be doing. It'll be 'Open Season' on these birds.
Now, let's get one thing straight; I don't personally give a shit what these things are called, or what they look like. 'Parakeet'. Doesn't lend itself too well to 'Shooting', does it? Given the option, it's fair to assume Polly wants a Cracker. Not a piece of lead smashing through his body.
Saying that? If Polly's truly and Provably causing a fucking nuisance? Lead it shall be. (Though I'd sooner use a trap and whack Polly on the head, myself. More cost effective. But we're not talking about cost effectiveness here).
I'll allow my response, ten minutes ago, to my colleague and friend of half a life time say the rest for me. Here it is:
" No parakeets here, so not a consideration for me. But, while I can quite understand that they need controlling, it's already sickened me to see the air gun SAS types kneading their groins at the prospect of something else to shoot at and make bleed.
I've already seen the wankers, on a forum, boasting how they'll be among them. Why don't these fucking idiots just sign up? In next to no time they can be carrying a Real gun and trying their luck at some Really interesting species.
Oh, yes. But then, these fuckers might fire back; With an RPG or AK47! So fucking what though? Afghans and Talibans are 'on the general license' and these mental spastics like to shoot guns at things .....
They all seem to consider a fox a much more manly target than a harmless fucking Jackdaw. How about a fanatical and battle hardened Mujah Hadeem sort, on his own bit of mountain, and armed to the fucking teeth with weaponry equal to theirs?
Shit loads of bragging rights for knocking over half a dozen of them, surely? Or am I missing something here ....? Fucking wankers! "
I've already seen the wankers, on a forum, boasting how they'll be among them. Why don't these fucking idiots just sign up? In next to no time they can be carrying a Real gun and trying their luck at some Really interesting species.
Oh, yes. But then, these fuckers might fire back; With an RPG or AK47! So fucking what though? Afghans and Talibans are 'on the general license' and these mental spastics like to shoot guns at things .....
They all seem to consider a fox a much more manly target than a harmless fucking Jackdaw. How about a fanatical and battle hardened Mujah Hadeem sort, on his own bit of mountain, and armed to the fucking teeth with weaponry equal to theirs?
Shit loads of bragging rights for knocking over half a dozen of them, surely? Or am I missing something here ....? Fucking wankers! "
Ask yeself .....
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