PS2 ~ Enough for One Night!

I am absolutely wired as all fuck here! Buzzing like shit! I've just 'fought' my way through three or four levels of " Conflict - Desert Storm ". Some of them ore than once, as I kept getting blown up by the last tank. In fact, I'd say I've probably fought over half a dozen full on battles tonight. I'm shredded!

Not a big time player, me. A year ago, I didn't even know what a Play Station was. I'd actually never seen what we see on our screens with one. I most definitely figured I'd Never be able to do it. Because ye needed fingers like a concert pianist, right?

Wrong. Obviously. But I'm still not up on half the controls haven't a clue how to split a four man team and form a cross fire against an enemy camp. Thus I tend to go in like a maniac. Every man for himself and we'll patch up the wounded afterwards; As long as any of us survive.

Fucking RPG's piss me right off! Why is it they call them " Anti Tank Missiles ". And then the bastards simply fail to knock out the tank, often as not?! It's a fuckin lottery! And we have One RPG to go into the next level with. That's " Crash and Burn ".

Fuck me; I played the this level half a dozen times, before realising I should've bought the heavy shit with me from the last level. Had to go back and fight the last one again, only without using up all the heavy weaponry. That, along with the odd suicide mission and a tremendous stroke of luck, got me through.

Anyway ..... Unwinding a bit now. I guess, if ye into PlayStation then ye'll have a PS3 by now and will be crawling around behind that irritating Scotsman, blowing terrorist leaders heads off ~ or at least his arm, eh? That works too.

If ye not into it? Doubt ye'll have read this far. Unless out of curiosity and the hope of gaining some understanding. If that's the case? My message is simple: Have a go. It's fucking brilliant and there appears to be a style of game out there for just about everyone. And, I mean; If I can play and enjoy it ....?