Ditch Shitter Just Wrote .....

Ditch Shitter Just Wrote .....

Quick word about comments ...

Comments here are 'moderated'. In as much that I have to physically see them and wave them through once you hit Send. So, if ye write a Comment. Post it. Don't see it? No worries. It's just sitting there, waiting for me to come online and find it in my email. I click and your words appear here. Please don't post it several times. Get frustrated and storm off, never to be seen again. It's just a measure I was forced to put into place by doxxers, spammers and other, mentally unstable's.

Friday, December 18, 2009

The Equator!!!


We've only taken a hit from the fucking Equator! This is serious shit! I mean; No One goes surfing Blogs when they're crossing the Equator, do they?!

Well, alright, the only 'experience' I have of such matters is a bloke once showed me a photo of himself in a somewhat ludicrous set of garb. He was done up as a Hawaiian 'Hula Hula' girl, in fact! Only, (So He Said!) he'd been on board a ship at the time, and they were crossing the Equator.

His first time. Apparently, such an event is to be considered somewhat of a right of passage. Thus needing to be properly marked in some ~ memorable ~ way.

Well, anyway, some bugger's obviously decided to mark their own crossing by logging in here! I mean, ye hardly realise ye crossing the fucking Equator, sniff, and think; " Yeah. Well ..... Think I'll go see what Ditch Shitter's been up to lately." Not without some deliberate intent, surely?

Got to be a bit of a land mark for us, hasn't it? Someone out there Must have done this deliberately and premeditatedly. No fuckin' way are ye out on an ocean, middle of no where, and just happen to think ye'll drop into a Blog and so leave the lunatic running it a little flag marker which ye know he's gonna pick up on.

Naah. Not just by chance ye don't. Not smack, bang on the fuckin' Equator!

I wonder who the fuck it was? Probably never know. Great craic, anyway! Thanks!




I've sussed out how to bring ye the map I get to see at StatCounter.com now too, look. I just photographed my own bloody screen! Wish I'd thought of that a long time ago .....

2 comments:

  1. 'Crossing the Line' is indeed cause for celebration Ditch - and it is custmary to be trialled by 'King Neptune' for various 'crimes' for which the punishment is a humiliating dunking in what equates to the contents of your ditch before the rain comes, and a drink of a similarly pungent concoction. All good fun though!

    OTC

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  2. probably OTC on a rabbit job lol

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