Congo In The House ....!

Yeah, ok; I've about given up with showing ye the little Marker Flags on my map. Takes me so much time and trouble. And, if ye reckon I'd bullshit ye? Why ye reading my shit anyway?

I have no reason to head up these visitations. After all, I started this game of my own volition. I just wanted to publicly test if that Stat Map thing was true. Seems it is. So, I guess I owe it an apology for my initial doubting. And Mongolia might have some interest in Jack Russell Terriers after all, eh? (That's a " Terrierman.com " sort of joke. Trawl back and ye'll be in on it)

But, anyway, yeppers; Congo. Do we still call it " Belgian Congo " ? Guess not. That's how I first ever heard of the place. I was a kiddie and collected stamps. One of those passing, childhood phases one picks up from a neighbouring kid. Before one gets out and about more, as one grows, and Eggs enter the picture. Did in those days, anyway.

But, I'll never forget my Belgian Congo stamp. Had a fucking Gorilla on it! No shit! So, where ever The Congo was, they had Gorilla's there. And jungle. Gorilla's live in jungles, right? And they're fucking scary. Both are. Gorilla's because they're Gorilla's. Jungles, because Gorilla's get in them. Congo, my stamp assured me, had both. Scary fucking place to be!

And I happen to have it, on Most Reliable Information, that the Congo visit was from 'Our Man in the Congo'. Yeppers. Right from The Top. 'Nuff said.

This guy could scare me. I get scared about where he goes. Believe me; If there's a place on this fucking earth where 'Intelligence' takes a sharp intake of breath, shakes its head and tuts as it 'Advises' ye to keep the fuck out? This guy's liable to wind up there. And feed this place a hit.

Just envisage a Huge set of testicles, hanging out of a Lap Top, in some god forsaken jungle, desert or anywhere else where things could, at any time, go Badly wrong for a 'Westerner'. Yep. That's where my boys do their thing. Re Fucking Spect!!!