Just caught this one and one of the answers really cracked me up!
" How to remove vomit from the garden lawn?
Someone round mine got a bit sick on the garden last night. The vomit is quite a lot and it has dried up now but I'm not quite sure how to get rid of it in the safest and cleanest manner. Any ideas?
Thanks for any help! "
And some cunt's answered: " Borrow the neighbours Dog. "
I nearly pissed myself laughing!
Thanks for any help! "
And some cunt's answered: " Borrow the neighbours Dog. "
I nearly pissed myself laughing!
Sharing ye pain, Brotherton. I've been guzzling my own bank account in Beamish. It's the nearest I've found to what I'm used to and like. Biggest bummer is, it costs me about £30 in taxi fares, to get to some far flung town in search of more of the bloody stuff. Then I usually clear that town out by buying up Their £30's worth :( F**king expensive beer, that way!
ReplyDeleteDitch, mate; How far's the town? Can't you get yourself a bike? (no, not that sort - I mean a bicycle). Make a day of it, empty rucksack on the way to town, and a full one on the way home (plus of course, a few samples filling the Ditch). Until Ditch's Famous Stout has bubbled its way to fermented perfection and the tap is itching to release its stream of black goodness...
Jerry C