Trying To Help You Thick Fucks .....

  OK, most of ye don't seem to have a lot of web savvy, do ye? I mean; Maybe it's that ye haven't got the fucking brains ye were born with? Maybe ye just lazy minded ~ or fucking blind, or something? I wouldn't know.

 What I Do know however is that 99% of ye who blow in here are just reading what's on this page. And, up until just minutes ago, that would've consisted of just five posts. 

  I guess ye glanced at those. Thought what ever it led ye to think. Then fucked off, figuring ye'd just read " Ditch's Blog ". FFS .....

 So, I've had an idea, look. I've fucked around a bit. Now 'this page' will show ye Fifty fucking posts! It even opens fast enough for me. So, for you multi MB Broad Band merchants, it should flash open before ye've even absorbed what ye looking at.

 Read away. Scroll up and down a bit. 'Enjoy'. Only, no need to stop there. Learn some tricks:

  Bottom right of each page it says " Older Posts ". Try hitting that. Should flash up the next fifty posts. Bottom of that page, do it again and there's another fifty. And so on. Ye could spend fucking Days in here!

 Another thing, look; Upper left of the page ~ somewhere ~ it gives shit like " Sept - 10 ". That'll mean that, in September, I made ten posts. Click that and ye should get that months worth of stuff.

  Bottom of that bit, I believe it says " 2009 " ?  Shit loads of stuff in there. Scroll down and hit Older Posts and ye should wind up right back at the very first post I ever made here. Get to see my 'new' rifle too!

 What I'm trying to say to you people is that there's a shit load more to this place than fucking Snus Reviews and the page ye looking at. Why waste it?

 Oh, and feel free to Comment on even the oldest stuff. It all comes past me ~ so may take ten minutes to appear, if I'm home and awake right then. If not, it'll appear later. But, 99.9% of Comments are published. I only have to reject the one or two which constitute a security breach.

 Point is; I Will read ye Comments and will most likely even respond to them. Makes this place more fun for me too, having a bit of back and forth with ye.


 Just as an after thought; Got any problems? Can't join up as a Blog Watcher? Can't leave a Comment? Hopelessly lost? What ever? Try to contact me any way ye can. E mail me. Leave a Comment (if possible). Find someone else who knows how to reach me. I'll do my best to sort it out.

 Only; I'm no fucking Einstein myself, ye know ~ but, I'll try.