Wow!!!!!

 I, honestly, hardly know what to say or think! I mean; How fucked up are some people, out there in our community?!

  I'll start at the beginning. It won't take five minutes, because there's fuck all in it, look;

  Decades ago, I happened to fall in with a guy. Older bloke. But, we hit it off and became close friends until he dropped dead. Which he did. Unexpectedly and suddenly.

  Anyway, this left a question unanswered. Some snippet from his past I'd simply always been curious about.

  So, this weekend, Sunday, I popped a post on a forum where the people who might have a clue as to the answers might be. 

  I was perfectly clear, and open, about what I was asking. Made it clear the guy was long dead. Openly stated I was calling him " Bob " ~ made up name. 

  Called myself " Ditch ". Because the " Shitter " bit isn't best suited to everywhere.

 And because, unless we're on first name terms? It suits me to use a nom de plume, on the internet. (I wonder why?!?)

  So; My innocent post, on this forum, has struck the odd nerve. More funny bones. It's gone to five pages, as I type. 

  95% craic and banter. One or two people's noses out of joint. Don't know why. Self harmers, I suppose?

  But, tonight? Some cunt, who hasn't even made ten posts yet, pops up. Starts ranting that; 'pseudo bog-trotting dross from Jims' has arrived'!?!

  Da Fuck?!? WOW!!! Fucking seriously!!! Check this out:

  I last Posted, on Jims over Five fucking Years Ago!!! Gone and forgotten! I've removed the link to it, from here, way back!

  Alright, my 'own' thread there ran to well over a hundred pages. And garnered over a Million views. But, hey! I used to have a flat stomach and teeth!!! Shit moves on.

  But, not Some people! Obviously! This cunt is, patently, So fucking obsessed with me, he must, practically Daily search google for " Ditch "! 

 How else could he have found me, on some completely random forum, since Sunday?! That is just Fucking disturbing!

  Best bit is? This fucking monkey spat his dummy and went full on drama queen Years before I even, without a word, simply stopped posting on Jims.

  He basically wound himself into a lather, about me ~ never fathomed why, as I never said fucking 'Boo!' to him!

 Then, climbed onto the table and started giving it the full on Shakespearean; ' I shall leave it before my peers! He goes! ..... Or I shall fall on my sword! '

  And everyone else is like; " Yeah. What ever. Ye fucking asked for it. Boooringgg!!! " And he flounced off.

  Only, That was fucking Years before I just stopped posting! We could be talking the better part of a fucking Decade here!!!

  My man? Fucking move on! Harbouring shit like that isn't good for you.

 Bog Trotter? Freudian Iron? LMAO!